Everything I Learned, I Learned From TFIA

Trout Fishing in America, the musical duo, not the book.
(BiG shoutout to my pal "Paint" for introducing me to them.)

1. History
Conestoga wagons went to California.

2. Math
Lessons learned include, but are not limited to: counting in even numbers (up to 18), counting in odd numbers (up to 17) and counting in Roman numerals (up to 18). Failed many attempts to learn Pi beyond 3.14

3. Science
Oysters make pearls from grains of sand and coal beneath the mountains turns to diamonds.

4. How to Dance
Shake your arms and kick your legs and move around the floor

5. Not Everything is as it Seems
Sometimes there's treasure in the diaper and treasure in the muck.
Digging in the sofa gets $1.50, a toothpick, a candy bar and a dozen fountain pens