You Bought What Over the Internet?

This. I bought this over the internet.

http://www.thebackorderedlife.com/2012/02/tell-me-who-i-am.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+MyRealLifeWasBackordered+%28My+Real+Life+Was+Backordered%29

http://thecraigreport.blogspot.com/2012/02/its-published.html

And I'm looking forward to getting something in the mail that doesn't (a) remind me how much I owe the sender (2) remind me how much money I don't have have or (() make me feel guilty for throwing it away instead of recycling because my complex is still in 1962.

It's a book. A book that can fit into my New, Random, or True categories. A book I can become one with it as soon as my hands caress it's back.